It isn’t easy being green

‘It isn’t easy being green,’ sang Kermit the frog. My tune might go: ‘It isn’t easy thinking outside of the box’. Thinking is the easy part, it’s the audience who are tricky. One day they'll urge,“Your ideas are so unique; write them down!” But on the next (and not only in another age) they’ll stone you to death! What the hell – here’s where I’ll risk tossing around heretical notions about the Meaning of Life and the Theory of Everything (and everythink).